Bacon Scented Suit–Too bad I'm not a boy.

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from greengrownandsexy.com:

“Have you always wanted to be laced up in a bacon print/scented suit?  Well look no further. I got you covered and all for the low price of $99.95.   Peep the description:

There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.

Wow.  At least they’re straight up about the chemicals.  No shame in their game.   Here’s your chance to outshine Don Magic Juan and his custom made “Pimpin’ ain’t easy” suits.  CHUUCH !!

Check out the nastiness here.”

Love, Irene

One Response

  1. thebenjamin says:

    I consider myself a big fan of bacon. I even like bacon mints and bacon dental floss. But this is a bit too much =)

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